Monday, March 12, 2007

Society - Jack LaLanne Running for His Life


Everybody always knew Jack LaLanne was a poseur, a wannabe ... a mama's boy. But now, at 92 years old, he's showing just what a yellow wimp he really is. Challenged by 91-year-old Roland Fortin to a "gentleman's match" in the boxing ring, LaLanne's response is no response. Ducking his head in the sand, he's hoping that the whole business will just blow over. Or that Fortin will simply die before he's forced to actually man up or pussy out.

Well, you're not fooling us, "Mister Juice Tiger." We see exactly what you're about, pally. Afraid of a 91-year-old man. More than likely, those pecs are silicone.

2 comments:

COLORADO BOB said...

Hope you're OK ....

Matt Elmore said...

Hi there, Bob. Yea, everything's ok. I just got a lot of work lately. Been meaning to post with an explanation. Here, I'll do it now.